This means there is a certain way people behave depending on their environment. According to this article written by a Nigerian man, below are 5 attributes that "Naija" men find absolutely unattractive in their women. Please read this article and be informed It's entertaining and very hilarious. Enjoy...
Let the record reflect that just because we find some of these unattractive does not mean we will not attempt to sleep with you. Sleeping with you is a different ball game when compared with attraction.
The two are not mutually exclusive!
1. Desperados:
These are the sort of girls that you find at every party, in every bar or night
club. And if you're confused; here are some pointers. They are wearing heavy
makeup, chewing violently on bubble gums and standing ALONE, clutching unto
their little purses! So we can already tell that they either don't have cars or
they didn't come with anybody they could trust enough to hold their bags.
Desperados don't want to dance of course; except you bear a striking age
resemblance with their dads back in the village or if you've got a belly to
remind them of theirs' before they got an abortion. But not dancing doesn't
mean they don't appreciate drinks! "Can I buy you a drink? Of
course". And while you do; she pretends to receive a call in front of a
loud speaker! Listen I'm not saying there's anything wrong in being bought a
drink for; but women who act as though they are entitled to a man's wallet have
got to go! It's unattractive and it's downright classless!
2. Blackberry
Beggars: How a classy lady can turn from her
'whatever' attitude before you got her PIN to posting sad and teary icons on
her blackberry profile, beats me. I mean come on girls; whatever happened to
your pride? I know you're broke- but must the world know? Do you have to post
all your problems to the new dude? But I trust my Naija guys to say -
"Eeyaa! It shall be well!" Jokes apart; one thing is certain; if he
helps you with some money, he does so out of pity- which is not something you
want a man dating you to feel for you. He should feel respect for you; so
please respect yourselves. If a man starts giving you money immediately after
meeting you, please don't go running to your gossipy friends 6 months later to
tell them how wicked men are. He's just recouped his investment dividends for 6
months! And if you must tell them; please start such stories with how greedy
you were.
3. Gbabes:
Granted that most of us want girls who have Indian blood running in their
veins; but we're not stupid enough to know that we can't all have that. Gbabes
are girls whose hairs remind me of the psychiatric hospital opposite my church!
I know you can't all afford to wear the expensive lace wigs and Brazilian hair
that Omotola or Patience Jonathan wears - but why not thank God for the Aba
boys? They have made some extension braids and 'Brazilian hair' affordable for
peanuts…
4. Unkempt
Private Areas: *Hums*
"Sometimes I shave my legs sometimes I don't". That's
cool and all but I'm going to need you to shave under your arms and the other
place (you know where.) I am not scared of using the P word but this is a
family friendly website- and I'm sure you get the gist. We may be bush men here
in Nigeria, but please give yourself an edge up by keeping it like a
well-manicured lawn rather than like a jungle safari in the middle of Niger
Delta!
5. Loud
Mouths: Some girls know all the lyrics of all the
tracks in Terry G's or Wizkid's Album. I once danced with a girl who took me
through Timaya's discography while wearing a smile. She even knew what the
upcoming tracks were! Now, don't get me wrong. It's all good. But what's not
good is that the Naija guy, you're dancing with or rapping at, has already
formed an opinion of you! You're a loudmouth in his head. And you seriously
can't fault him for this assumption. What the average Nigerian who wants to
have something serious with you- thinks about is; "what will my people say
about this girl?" Truth is; if I can't bring you home to momma we can't
roll. I can't stand a woman whose every word is a curse; mothereffer this, son
of a —– that et cetera. Kindly have at least; an ounce of class and act like a
lady and not an Obalende conductor!
Peace
out and love to Nigerian ladies, I think you're all beautiful. These
observations are not meant to offend any of you; but a little dose of
"keeping it real" is always healthy.
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