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Monday, 21 July 2014

MAN COMPILES SPREADSHEET OF WIFE'S EXCUSES FOR NOT HAVING SEX WITH HIM


This man was frustrated because the wife refused to have sex with him and he decided to compiled an Excel spreadsheet of his wife’s excuses.

The sexually frustrated husband’s spreadsheet had more than a month’s worth of excuses such as “I might be getting sick” and “I still don’t feel 100%.”

According to a report by The Telegraph. The unnamed man emailed his report to his wife as she arrived at an airport ahead of a 10-day business trip,
Excuses included “I’m exhausted,” “I need a shower” (Didn’t shower until next morning) and “I’m trying to watch the movie” (fell asleep 15 min later).
The woman tried to get in contact with her husband but he had cut contact with her. She decided to post the spreadsheet on the internet website Reddit and posted: "He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone.”
The spreadsheet has been removed but quickly went viral with people on both sides relaying their opinions on the matter.

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