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Thursday 4 September 2014

4 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO WOMEN WITH BIG BOOBS

                                     
We all know big boobs can be like a distracting magnet for the eyes, but there are some big boobs not to say to people with big boobs. I mean things.

COSMOPOLITAN CAME UP WITH QUITE A FEW LANDMINES TO DODGE.

1.    YOU HAVE HUGE BOOBS.
Saying “you have big boobs” to a woman with big boobs is like saying “you’ve got wings” to a bird. It’s attached, they know.

2.    THAT’S A REALLY GREAT TOP (DIRECTED STRAIGHT AT BOOBS)
Don’t make it too obvious that you’ve been staring at her boobs, alright?

3.     I BET YOU GET FRISKED AT THE AIRPORT A LOT.
You’d be surprised how adept some people can be at removing every last metal object before they go through security.

4.    IF I WERE YOU I WOULD STAY HOME AND PLAY WITH MY BOOBS ALL DAY
If she was you she would too knowing it will probably be the only boobs you’ll ever play with.

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